Ever wanted to be a guinea pig for the furthering of science and be attributed with the giant leaps of technological advancement which will benefit mankind and our precious planet?  Well here’s your chance.  Pornhub (who are they? I hear you ask) are looking for beta testers for their new product, the wank band.

Clearly distraught at the massive pressure the maintenance and use their website places on the environment, Pornhub have come (ahem) up with a way to harness the feverishly produced energy their site elicits from its users.  There are some impressive and selfless suggestions on their website as to how this harnessed energy could be put to use.

‘If there’s a blackout on my block I’ll organize a neighborhood eco-patrol and provide light to the entire community.’

‘My phone dies right when I’m going to send a nice text to my girlfriend? I’ll just strap on the #wankband and send her all my love.’

All you have to do is fill in a form and tell Pornhub why you think you’d be a great tester.

Gotta love those win/win situations.

PS sorry about the lack of links.  This needs no explanation.

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